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HatchetJob
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Third time in jail?
"These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. "

And now an impersonation of 50 Cent's "In Da Club", by
Ahem…

"Did you just say "dollars to donuts?'"

Not to act like I know all about Claire Zulkey, but judging from her dislike of Mad Men, the stuff she's charged with reviewing for the site, and previous Q&As, I would bet dollars to donuts she would not be that interested in The Wire.

WUPHF!

"…and made sure to include not one but two cutaways to Pete fucking his wife while she snores obliviously. Not cool, guys, not cool."

Think I'd rather just bust some Nebraska-Springsteen or Bon Iver. Maybe some Smog or put a Roy Harper record through a reverb filter.

You know, I think I really would like to see a mob show where the central character is a low-level protection-collecting nobody who you get to see week in and week out attempting to climb his way up the ladder of a criminal organization. We get to see shows about guys in office buildings doing that, why not the daily

Wow, I was just funning with this post but I listened to it and it turns out I was actually right.

Now go home…
…and get your fuckin' cable box.

Boy, let me listen to this song.
WAIT HATCHETJOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

He's changing his name to a lens flare. Like when Prince changed his name to that symbol.

At first I thought it was supposed to be a humorous overdub but apparently Richard Dean Anderson felt that was the right creative choice for his character?

Harry and Voldemort have a final showdown? SPOILER ALERT PLEASE.

"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!"
Can we please have a moratorium on this line being featured in trailers, and movies in general?

Oh wait, you said literature.

Slightly above Inglorious Basterds, slightly below Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

If the outtakes were that video of him and Elmo being interviewed by some lady off camera and Gervais laughing when Elmo chastised the lady for not being prepared, then yes, and that was really the main clip I was talking about.

@isjoe10

Wait…are you the guy who points out things or the guy who needs things pointed out to him?