That background of the dancers twerking is beyond tacky. Can't we get rid of this damn twerking? It's making freaking seem classy.

And Adrien Brody needs to play Jughead!

Be careful with that…a lot of employers don't take online education seriously. My cousin told me if he sees someone with a degree from the University of Phoenix, their resume goes in the trash.

Wish I could say the same, but since my unemployment benefits are $86 a week, I'd better find work quick.

Week left in current job…after that, I'm unemployed but after pay, will have something like $1500 or more in my account plus rent and all bills paid for September. I probably haven't had that much money in my account (unless it was about to be withdrawn) since 2007. Plus my work this summer allowed me to graduate…

I wouldn't go that far, but I'll say that even his somewhat contrived wardrobe choice is better for someone his age and in his profession than the standard "vintage T-shirt" look that looks awful on anyone over 30.

I'll bet nothing would make him madder than to listen to one of his rants and comment: "Cool story, bro."

I'll bet you have a recurring nightmare where you wake up chained to your bed and hovering over you is Yahoo Serious. Or that Jack-O guy who used to sell batteries.

He did the foreword for a really cool coffee table book with images of corpses culled from the LAPD files from the '30s, '40, and '50s. I remember one of a guy in some flophouse who had been struck by lightning. Too bad the book sells for a few hundred on Amazon now.

I read this as "Explore the World by Cutting Yourself."

At least Robocop predicted DVDs.

Skyler? Steele? Stone? Are their mothers hoping they become characters in a soap opera?

See: New York Minute

Random Roles with Paul McCrane about his last scene in Robocop?

Doesn't he describe her as looking like a big, black ant eating it?

I agree…I can't stand porno because it's so focused on spread vagina, not to mention money shots. I would much rather see a girl wearing something too sizes too small than see her naked.

In England, a fag usually means a cigarette.

I remember Roger Ebert was so appalled that he listed one of the film's witless lines…

So how did "Rocky IV" fare on this list?

I think it's been around for a little while…they shot a scene in my ex-neighborhood in winter 2012.