Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast at Tiffany's"…I made fun of my brother for weeks after he asked for the album for his birthday.

That Del Amitri video may be the worst one of all time. Wasn't it a bunch of models pushing baby carriages and the band members' faces were superimposed over the babies'?

But not anything off of "100% Fun." That album was great.

I'm ashamed to admit that in my first semester of college, I showed a guy in my dorm a yearbook picture of the girl I had a crush on for the past several years and told him it was my girlfriend.

I guess. The Internet is so full of porno now that the idea of people tuning into a stupid dating show for nudity seems as out of date as when I watched Entertainment Tonight because one of their main stories was about how Claire Danes was going to do a scene in a bikini in "To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday."

I wonder if he's the type of guy who likes to brag about how tough he is by saying that when/if he gets in a fight, he just "goes insane" and "into a killing rage."

Start a Kickstarter campaign. Hell, I'll give you $10 if I think you've got a pretty good chance of offing one of them.

She's probably feeling farklempt right now.

That's only for chicks. Guys can be picky even as they get older as long as they've got a decent job, some money in the bank, and aren't fat or bald.

I don't really understand the appeal of a "naked dating" show. How is it different from other dating shows?

I'm guessing their "Greatest Hits" consisted of "New Miserable Experience" and that song they did for "Empire Records."

They're good for ripping in half to impress chicks.

I listen to it and I'm back washing dishes at a fucking Pizza Hut because another guy tossed a pizza in the oven with a plastic lid on it and then blamed it on me, dooming me to dishwashing until I finally quit eight months later. He later stole my Soul Asylum CD when I brought it in and tried to steal my Weird Al…

Hey, guys…I just had this amazing revelation that I'm sure nobody else has ever thought of:

*Then remembers the scenes when Peter got in touch with his inner child by doing aerobics with the Lost Boys and doesn't feel guilty about it anymore"

It should be "ze…how do you say in English?…comment sek-SHON, oui, oui?" And then he does that "aw-haw-haw-haw" French laugh.

Special guests: Kanye West and his dingbat wife

Laurel Holloman in "Incredibly True" looks amazingly like the first person I had sex with (and wasn't proud of doing so).

Only if the black precog teaches him how to "get down."

I liked when they randomly interviewed Henry Rollins for that documentary "Dogtown and Z-Boys" even though everyone else associated with the documentary was someone who had been in SoCal and experienced it. They threw Rollins in there long enough to say something like "And I saw them [Team Zephyr] and thought, 'Whoa,…