Not middle aged, but a married man with a similar fanboy crush. Nice to know there's another one. I even sprung for the meet and greet tickets on their new tour. It'll be me, my wife, and a whole bunch of teenage girls.

Is this the worst thing that has ever happened?
Yes, yes it is.

I hobby shoot. I can't shoot for a hobby if I don't have a gun.

Nowhere's Nigh and Little Ones are far and away the best songs on Receivers. I'm listening to the samples on iTunes now. Nothing on the album seems to be as good as those two songs, Echo Chamber is good, but the album is very strong over all.

Egghead likes his Snooki-book. Egghead likes his Snooki-book.

"The lamp's walking away."
"That's my dog"
"So long lamp"

In freshman year biology a friend and I were studying for a test. I asked him a question about the cambium which the layer of the tree that produces the cells to make new bark. When he got it right I asked him how he remembered.
He responded
"Cambium. Increases the thickness" (Dental plan, Lisa needs braces)
It's the…

I'm glad that people are slowly realizing that The Hurt Locker has nothing to do with the war. I've been saying since I saw it. I'm looking forward to seeing this because I spent my time in the Army on the Iraq tip so I'm curious about Afghanistan.

Afghani Point of View
Fuck the Afghani point of view. Their only point of view should be us pointing our rifles at them and them viewing the ends of it.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the first two seasons of Buffy were the least good (not worst, just least good).

I'm just glad that someone finally said that Sonic Youth is just noise. I'd been thinking that for years.

Under Siege was way better than The Hurt Locker.

I think he just wants a payout because there is no way that The Hurt Locker could be based too much on him because it's ridiculously unrealistic. Hell Avatar and The Hurt Locker have the same amount of realism in them. Maybe he should get money for Avatar too.

It really is just William Munny and everyone else.
I submit:
"That's right, I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you…"

@ CorporateDrone
I was 1 hour into a 24 hour OP on a rooftop in southeastern Baghdad when I had that urge. I knew I wasn't going to make it until the next day when my relief showed up. I told my buddies that I was going to observe from the other side of the roof where I couldn't be seen and I grabbed an MRE to take…

Lots of the MRE's are vegetarian. They say it right there on the bag. Veggie Burger is a hot item. It's usually one of the first to go.

First
The Prophecy did this first and better.

Last write-up they went through the progression to Snickers. It goes like this:
Nicole<Nikki<Nookie<Snooki<Snooks<Snickers

I wonder if she will have the always interesting Youthful G. Zee over for dinner. Or maybe Diminutive Wayne will bring his friend Avian Gentleman.