What the fuck is juice?

Oh, my God.
The Wentz has a tat of Jack Skellington on his arm. I have one on my calf.

If your kid is crying as manipulative tool to get what they want, LET THEM FUCKING CRY. Once they learn it gets them nowhere, they'll stop.

In what universe does "freak" rhyme with "take?"

Close the thread. Nothing will top this.

What is with Alyson Hannigan and dopplegangers? This is the second show where that's been a major plot point.

Slight dissapointment…
I wish they'd given the Barney and Robin stuff a little more time. I know there's a whole season left to explore that particular relationship, but they went from "I love you for you" in the last episode to "don't go to strip clubs." That's part of who Barney is. What other concessions will…

I think his films are certainly fond of those characters, but it doesn't necessarily translate because I'm not fond of terrible people. I think that's why I hate his movies so much, because they're celebrating people I find abhorrent.

I hate this movie.
I'll admit that I hate it fervently because of the cult surrounding it. Had it just faded away, I would have disliked it and then forgotten it.

Because lord knows that once you hit 22 you're banned from a college campus.

94 an A-? Jesus Christ, where did you go to school?

Three words
Sunset fuckin' Boulevard.

No way, HYG. Allen and Lee both have talents, and have both contributed permanent additions to the film lexicon, but neither has the pure formalist brilliance that Scorsese had in the '80's. You could mix all of Allen's best and all of Lee's best together and it still wouldn't add up to the brilliance that is Raging…

Of course I'm a vampire. Look at my outfit.

Every nominee last year was filler.

I'd like to remind everyone that Inside Man is pretty damn terrific.

Leto's face got a third dose of awesome from Patrick Bateman's axe, but he lost that one for 30 Seconds to Mars.

I started watching this show last week.
And I'm already through the first two seasons.

I'm glad to hear it's awesome, because my gut is telling me it will probably suck. Part of the awesomeness that is Evil Dead is from it's R rating and it's shoestring aesthetic. Raimi making a PG-13, CG aided horror movie sounds like a disaster to me.

I got one.
Any time something doesn't go as planned, like I drop or break something, I'll always mutter, "don't fuck with me hippo." It's from a gag on The Critic where they have Maddonna as a guest on a Barney-like kids show. Comedy gold.