Me rikey too!  But watch honorable back or maybe you get pee pee in Coke!

I didn't touch that girl!
Not for lack of trying, however!

You bet bottom dollar on that buddy!

Cat not good driver!

Boom, loasted!

Yes, prenty of Asian stereotype out of work. Prease to hire actuar Asian for this rore.

Fuck This rook rike Chinese phone book!

Me don't know about beef but me got pork roll for you!

Me rikey!

Hey, me resembre that remark!