It was the biggest case study in how to miss the point of the original story in an adaptation up until this year's Pan.

Honestly, the one thing that bugged me the most in that movie was how they kept referring to the Jabberwock as "the Jabberwocky".

"At Sizzler, we still know the names of the Elder Things that sleep under the Earth."

You know Keanu Reeves is only like, one quarter white, right?

Reed basically handwaves it in an issue of New Avengers. "Sometimes I am in one place, sometimes another."

You might want to talk to a doctor about your narcolepsy.

Don't forget Pretty Deadly!

Personally, Ian Holm is stuck in my head as Norrell.

I know, right??

Hey… :(

She was the incredibly attractive French assassin in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

"Do you really want to bring back POW!, BOFF!, and BORT!, old chum?"

What we need is a BPRD show on Syfy.

I seem to recall Crane referring to the Horseman as a Hessian at some point.

They could do the Young Avengers as a group of basically cosplaying fans who turn out to actually have powers. That would be amazing.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

You missed something amazing, man.

D-Man is seriously my favorite D-list character ever. I was so sad when they killed him off like that, especially because I doubt anybody cares enough to resurrect him.

Everybody forgets The Forgotten One.

It makes me happy that Captain America is fairly mainstream pop culture again.