I need to learn how to comment, so my comments actually make sense.

Ooh, a chance to brag! This never happens!

Ooh, a chance to brag! This never happens!

I don't know if you're joking, so at the risk of looking more foolish than usual, I agree.

Is it cool to hate Johnny Depp yet? Because I do.

Is it cool to hate Johnny Depp yet? Because I do.

It's kinda a lot like Nightmare on Elm Street, only better!

It's kinda a lot like Nightmare on Elm Street, only better!

I haven't seen this since I saw it in the theatre.

I haven't seen this since I saw it in the theatre.

Where are the likes?

Where are the likes?

Haha!

Haha!

Oh.

Oh.

Legless family cartoon?

Legless family cartoon?

You might find this hard to believe, but I agree with every single thing you just said, and possibly every single thing you will say forever.

You might find this hard to believe, but I agree with every single thing you just said, and possibly every single thing you will say forever.