Fer realz. Nothing.

Fer realz. Nothing.

I have the exact opposite memory

I have the exact opposite memory

When I was a kid, my best friends older brother was pretty cool. I mean, he had that Farrah Fawcett poster fer goodness sake!

When I was a kid, my best friends older brother was pretty cool. I mean, he had that Farrah Fawcett poster fer goodness sake!

In case anybody is curious, Bob's here, and he's easily the coolest stranger with a tripod I've ever invited to my house. Yeah, yeah, he's the only one too.

In case anybody is curious, Bob's here, and he's easily the coolest stranger with a tripod I've ever invited to my house. Yeah, yeah, he's the only one too.

I thought hell was other people? Ha!

I thought hell was other people? Ha!

Of course I got vodka! What self-respecting Mayan apocalypse survivor doesn't?

Of course I got vodka! What self-respecting Mayan apocalypse survivor doesn't?

C'mon Bob, Bourbon?

C'mon Bob, Bourbon?

Dang Bob, just get over here and set it up for me already!

Dang Bob, just get over here and set it up for me already!

If yer gonna suckle Tarantino's teet, make sure you get some milk

If yer gonna suckle Tarantino's teet, make sure you get some milk

The whole soap opera thing everybody complains about. Am I alone in liking that part of it?

The whole soap opera thing everybody complains about. Am I alone in liking that part of it?