It's times like these I'm glad I'm unemployed! Is there a way to type tears?

It's times like these I'm glad I'm unemployed! Is there a way to type tears?

How is it possible I know 2 dudes who go by the moniker of Man Feelings?

How is it possible I know 2 dudes who go by the moniker of Man Feelings?

Not for thrifty shoppers with a taste for the bizarre!

Not for thrifty shoppers with a taste for the bizarre!

Ok, first off, yer a jerk for making me look up "pedophile" online!

Ok, first off, yer a jerk for making me look up "pedophile" online!

Top 4 A.V. Club Best Movies of the 90s Lists—-

Top 4 A.V. Club Best Movies of the 90s Lists—-

So-so?

So-so?

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm personally shocked that (insert whatever) didn't make the cut. I mean, it's one of my favorite movies!

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm personally shocked that (insert whatever) didn't make the cut. I mean, it's one of my favorite movies!

Did I say #1?

Did I say #1?

Ouch, that smarts

Ouch, that smarts

It's in the discount bin at Walmart

It's in the discount bin at Walmart