"He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks.  Actually, I think he's crying."

"He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks.  Actually, I think he's crying."

I got a weel wed wagon.

TLC needs to force Jon and Kate to get back together so's we can get a fresh crop of new episodes.  I mean, damn, you never know what that Aaden's gonna do next.

Next week, go into greater depth.  You left out too much this time around.

"Where's Chris Mullin?"

A guilty, befeathered what?

I am continually amazed by this show.  So far, the best piece of art using the Afghan War as its subject matter.  So much better than "The Hurt Locker" in so many ways.

Albert Rosenfield
"Welcome to amateur hour."

Can We Trust B.J. Wineglass?
From what I hear, all he wants is to get "deffer."

Skank Sinatra FTW!

My Novel is About This Event Process
Check out "After the Newbery," a satire of the children's book publishing industry.

Damn, these are awesome!
This series is probably one of the top two or three things on television right now. A testament to their greatness is the way they take a topic I have no interest in (BMX…) and make it utterly compelling television that I cannot turn off.

Some say he's downright evil.
He's got what it takes to be a legend. He's got a marvelous persona.

Fat Bearded Guys Who Wear Hawaiian Shirts (My Mental List):
Chris Claremont
Kurt Busiek
J. Michael Straczynski

Yeah, totally, when will "Yor…" be released? I seriously need to meet my barbarian-hanging-from-a-pterodactyl-entrance quota.

The first Creepshow would be the logical conclusion to the Leslie-Nielsen-as-a-Bastard Trilogy, but time really hasn't forgotten it yet, huh?

Best Line in the Movie…
The woman asks, "How did they get those food containers open?"