Bush>>Cheney>>Rove

I don't know. I think I would give all those massages for an opportunity to do 10-hour ass to mouth. Oh wait, they all GOT massages. Sign me up!

OrangeCrush FTW!

I nominate "Show me your Weenis" for the greatest five minutes in sketch comedy history.

Not in the eye, but I was in a three way with Big Bird and some crazy fat redhead and I had two fingers in BB's ass - or more properly, cloaca - when I climaxed.

You all are sentenced to the Punitentiary.

@Vivisfugue - Not to mention the off-the-charts creepy child molester vibe of the Ford Econoline. Take that cute, insect-like, Hitler car!

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Doesn't everyone.

Yeah, the final episode of the season is entitled "Kill Them All" and it is ZMF level ownage. Some real good character moments in the carnage too.

I, for one, love you Lobsters. That was sweet.

I also like ZMF's idea but who to pull it all together? NOT Hanks and Spielberg - every episode would be like the dog chapter, filled with tear jerking redemption. They would find a way to put a positive spin on the Russian decimation chapter, ferchissakes.

Top of the pyramid Aztec sacrifice of a busty, dusky skinned lady would be my choice.

Coldstream's anger and contempt makes me feel sad.

Regardless of his age, Archie is right. The Globes are way more out of control than the Oscars and feature multiple hilariously drunken and stupid celeb moments every year.

Wow. I can't believe I had never heard the Shirley Ellis version of the Clapping Song. You were right, Penguin - great stuff. Thanks.

I can't find any vid of the SCTV Oscar parody, which switches the venue from Hollywood to medicine and is hilarious but here is Nabin's review of the episode:

Altman
Let us know when you see Quintet. I saw it along time ago and my recollection is really weird and kind of boring but also kind of mesmerizing.

I saw Joey Greco's name flash up there on the cast list. Please let this be the same Joey Greco who is the host of Cheaters. He is so awesome.

"involved sitting in a chair naked and masturbating in front of the class."