With lots of Boing! noises.

Maria C A is a righteous apologist for and supporter of the recently retired Colombian presidente Alvaro Uribe, a guy who regularly had labor organizers shot. She also hates Hugo Chavez with a white hot rage because he fucked over her wealthy Venezuelan pals. She kind of a Latina cross of country club republican and…

@ Sugartits - Man, I love that flick so much and Hoskins is amazing. He has one of my favorite moments of all time, a perfect combo of dialog and acting. It's his realization that all of the effort and danger was not just to save a girl but the lover of the woman he is in love with. "You love her? Like in the songs?"…

Both very good but WWZ is flat out great. I'm with you Riddle - the dog handling chapter tore me up. If you are a dog lover you will not make it through that chapter sans tears. I also loved the harbor scene in India. That was the creepiest and most terrifying chapter.

Cum Guzzlin' Predator Sluts

Come on, Anywhere. Predator is totally fucking gay.

I heard World War Z was in development, which could possibly be the greatest zombie movie of all time so don't kill off that genre just yet.

The Cannon Group is back in business and will produce ALL of these films.

Gun, Gun! Sheesh - type to fastee.

Hmm. AV Club lost a post so if it shows up later, my apologies.

Which applies equally to us and to the 70's cop show - A Quinn Martin Production - starring William Conrad as the titular portly PI.

More agreement from us with all of you. This is a fine film and Sid is a highlight but The Apple is our off the charts greatest ever, IMHO.

We do all of that plus we manufacture adult diapers that leak a bit and we produce exact replica dildos of Abe Vigoda's penis.

You are incorrect, sir. Actual end of story.

Another vote for total rule. Sly as Machine Joe Viturbo. Great name!

C'mon, Quirk. What is a regular guy who is approaching seventy supposed to look like? He's fine.

Back to "Mr. Holland's Opus" briefly. Thanks, Doc Brown. I hate that fucking cliched piece of drivel-shit so much it causes a physical reaction in me. And practically the sole focus of my Hulk Smash! rage is Richard Dreyfuss. There is something inherently repellent to me in that twitching, overacting, smug little…

I just rewatched Minority Report and the scene where the precog Agatha describes the potential life that the murdered son would have had just destroyed me, especially when she said, "He's 23. He's at a university. He makes love to a pretty girl named Claire and asks her to marry him." Samantha Morton's delivery is so…

Lobsters, do you have any idea how much sugar you consumed in one go? Please don't do that again - you're seriously courting a diabetic coma. Anyway, we need you here, on the AV Club boards.

Written on the Wind is so awesome it makes my teeth ache. For a Code era flick it is nearly drowning in lurid dick, orgasm and sex imagery. In the final shot Dorothy Malone, who is gloriously hot and hysterically over the top, has taken over for her father, who she had previously mambo danced to death (!) and she…