Seriously, Warren, what did you do to this whiny little pussy to make him stalk you so, um, vigorously?

Billy Joel generally and Piano Man specifically make me want to vomit until all of my viscera are lying in a steaming pile on the sidewalk. Like Gary from Team America in the alley X 10.

Ocelot goes well with spleen.

Mary Worth's Aldo Kelrast story line was the greatest comic run in recent years. Aldo stalks Mary (Kelrast = Stalker - get it?), Mary rejects him repeatedly, Aldo hits the booze and goes for a ride along the seaside road, Aldo loses control of the car and presumably his bowels and plunges off a cliff with hooch…

I love that there is a persistent rumor that Woronov is actually a dude.

As a former resident of Wisconsin, I thank you for that.

With tits! I'm seeing maybe a snooty butler and older upper class ladies in big hats who are shocked, shocked I tell you, to see such perverse shenanigans. One of them should be secretly turned on by said shenanigans. Really, Evel, you guys could do the snobs versus slobs even better than we could. Get someone…

Hot Dog: The Movie is much inferior to Hot Dog: The Opera. Both do have Chinese Downhill sequences though.

Yeah, that was Lutz. I love how nobody paid any attention to him.

"Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?"

Seconded. Sophie Marceau is ridiculously hot and seems to be having a great time being all evil and such.

@ $51.50. "You Only Live Twice" is in your bottom five!? Defend yourself, sir. Yes, it has some flaws but the good far far outweighs the bad.
Good - Best score of any Bond movie. John Barry at his absolute peak.
Real good theme song too. Most inventive killings of any Bond movie - the poison on the thread, the…

@Rollen - Yes Tanya Roberts is screechingly horrible in "View to a Kill". She's even worse than Denise Richards. Add her to Moore, who was in like his late 70's and even the super awesome overacting of Christopher Walken can't save that shite pile. However, Walken's rueful laugh right before Bond pushes him off the…

Bittman did "On the Waterfront" better in the remake.

Here's a taste for you, Bucky.

I so wish the Cannon Group could claim "Gymkata" as one of our own but sadly, I must bow before MGM for that one. It's definitely ours in spirit though.

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As a middle aged guy with the genetic curse of male pattern baldness I have to state my admiration for Lou's amazing coiffure in these clips. Truly injection molded glory.

Lexi, If you had replaced the music with Yakkety Sax you would have had the perfect solution.

"I was all set to have my revenge-clit tenderly stroked by Liam Neeson"

@ Warren
Binky and MJD are right on. "Kriemhild" is part two of Fritz Lang's epic 4 hour silent version of the Niebilungenlied. It rules and is completely reveng-o-tastic.