Mormons, I know you are trying to show the Evangelicals that you can hate with the best of them, but they are never really going to like you. Give it a rest.

Mormons, I know you are trying to show the Evangelicals that you can hate with the best of them, but they are never really going to like you. Give it a rest.

It was the Cosby Show. But it would have been funnier if you had just dreamed that up.

It was the Cosby Show. But it would have been funnier if you had just dreamed that up.

What's the point of having oil rights off Florida? Kenyan Muslim Socialist NObama won't let us drill there because he prefers manatees and buttsex to hard working Americans!

What's the point of having oil rights off Florida? Kenyan Muslim Socialist NObama won't let us drill there because he prefers manatees and buttsex to hard working Americans!

"Your problem isn't the Juniper Hill Inn. Your problem is fucking Robert."

"Your problem isn't the Juniper Hill Inn. Your problem is fucking Robert."

No cure for me in sight
I won't go without a fight
I'm the hepes
THE HERPES…SEE YA IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERS

No cure for me in sight
I won't go without a fight
I'm the hepes
THE HERPES…SEE YA IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERS

spoilers: their souls were dead the whole time

spoilers: their souls were dead the whole time

Bob Saget should write the film:

Bob Saget should write the film:

If Emma Watson is in this movie and gets nekid and sexed up, I will be seeing it in the theater, Fred Willard style.

If Emma Watson is in this movie and gets nekid and sexed up, I will be seeing it in the theater, Fred Willard style.

For us short dudes, The Soup comes across as way more cruel than Tosh.0. So many short jokes.

For us short dudes, The Soup comes across as way more cruel than Tosh.0. So many short jokes.

I wish my fiftysomething dad had a sense of humor, even if it was a shitty one.

I wish my fiftysomething dad had a sense of humor, even if it was a shitty one.