The fact that the rich dudes get all the wives and the rest don't even get ankles to fap to can't help in that department.

The fact that the rich dudes get all the wives and the rest don't even get ankles to fap to can't help in that department.

Don't be embarrassed, bro. PS: I think it is inspiring how you and Jerry manage to get along so well considering well…. you know.

Don't be embarrassed, bro. PS: I think it is inspiring how you and Jerry manage to get along so well considering well…. you know.

It sounds like you have a very interesting life (much more so than me). You do sound like a bit of a drama queen though, but it is understandable as you are in a transitional period. I hope things work out for you in New Jersey, but I think you'll survive. I have a sister who is trying to find a job so she can stay in…

It sounds like you have a very interesting life (much more so than me). You do sound like a bit of a drama queen though, but it is understandable as you are in a transitional period. I hope things work out for you in New Jersey, but I think you'll survive. I have a sister who is trying to find a job so she can stay in…

If you missed out on watching new movies for 20 years over $100 (now as low as $30) because you knew something else would eventually come along, that might not have been a rational economic decision. But good job on sticking it to the man!

If you missed out on watching new movies for 20 years over $100 (now as low as $30) because you knew something else would eventually come along, that might not have been a rational economic decision. But good job on sticking it to the man!

Everyone thinks their generations' Nickelodeon is the best.

Everyone thinks their generations' Nickelodeon is the best.

Among people who make the playlists, there is not one person who gives a fuck about music. All the stations are owned by a few companies and use the same playlists and the "early 90s rock" playlist is already set in stone.

Among people who make the playlists, there is not one person who gives a fuck about music. All the stations are owned by a few companies and use the same playlists and the "early 90s rock" playlist is already set in stone.

How did we go from never hearing the word "showrunner" to hearing it ten times a day? Am I alone in this? Not mad, just curious

How did we go from never hearing the word "showrunner" to hearing it ten times a day? Am I alone in this? Not mad, just curious

"and an obscure Stones song, and Lou Reed, whose group The Velvet Underground was the Warhol house band back then"

"and an obscure Stones song, and Lou Reed, whose group The Velvet Underground was the Warhol house band back then"

Everything I like about this book would be cut out of the film version and all I don't would be played up. They can make one if they want, but it just won't be good.

Everything I like about this book would be cut out of the film version and all I don't would be played up. They can make one if they want, but it just won't be good.

Critics annoy me sometimes, like when they analyze the hell out of an a good action flick or completely whiff on a comedy like they did with The Big Lebowski. But they also do important work, not the least of which is alerting me to groan-worthy or boring films that will just make my life worse if I go spend money to…

Critics annoy me sometimes, like when they analyze the hell out of an a good action flick or completely whiff on a comedy like they did with The Big Lebowski. But they also do important work, not the least of which is alerting me to groan-worthy or boring films that will just make my life worse if I go spend money to…