Wow. I just took a look at your past posts… I know I'll get flagged/deleted for this, but you are just the worst.

Um, that's because it's basically an ad for "Texas Chainsaw 3D" disguised as an original article. They kind of say so in the introduction to this piece.

Um, that's because it's basically an ad for "Texas Chainsaw 3D" disguised as an original article. They kind of say so in the introduction to this piece.

Each one is "inspired" by a movie that just happens to be coming out this week.

Each one is "inspired" by a movie that just happens to be coming out this week.

I don't know whether to be glad or pissed that you provide a few paragraphs of original material in order to make this not TECHNICALLY a "sponsored post".

I don't know whether to be glad or pissed that you provide a few paragraphs of original material in order to make this not TECHNICALLY a "sponsored post".

HBO - Hebrew Box Office!

HBO - Hebrew Box Office!

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA

WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!?!

WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!?!

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

Way to throw us a curveball by not naming "Louie" the #1 show! Next thing you know you'll be saying there are comedians out there better than Tig Notaro!

Way to throw us a curveball by not naming "Louie" the #1 show! Next thing you know you'll be saying there are comedians out there better than Tig Notaro!

Hey brah, why don't you just rent the latest Michael Bay movie? That seems more your speed!

Hey brah, why don't you just rent the latest Michael Bay movie? That seems more your speed!

This movie was the absolute worst.

This movie was the absolute worst.