As much as I love Hodgman, this list seems less like it was made for Ragnarok and more like it was made to score some AV Club cred.

Nathan Fillion as BJ Blaskowitz or GTFO.

Nathan Fillion as BJ Blaskowitz or GTFO.

The city looks nothing like an apple.

The city looks nothing like an apple.

I'd like to see you say that snarky remark to cutiepi@hotmail.com!
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I'd like to see you say that snarky remark to cutiepi@hotmail.com!
http://kalii.tripod.com/

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Apparently someone isn't a "Rules of Engagement" fan.

Apparently someone isn't a "Rules of Engagement" fan.

I thought like Always Sunny, 30 Rock filmed in LA, with the exception of some exterior shots? Come on AVC, get your shit together!

I thought like Always Sunny, 30 Rock filmed in LA, with the exception of some exterior shots? Come on AVC, get your shit together!

Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait to see what Mr. Plinkett has to say about this.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait to see what Mr. Plinkett has to say about this.

This could either be the best or the worst news in movie history.

This could either be the best or the worst news in movie history.

This feature was seemingly created to review "Cutaway", the 2000 skydiving action thriller starring Stephen Baldwin, Tom Berenger, Dennis Rodman, Ron Silver, and Casper Van Dien.
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

This feature was seemingly created to review "Cutaway", the 2000 skydiving action thriller starring Stephen Baldwin, Tom Berenger, Dennis Rodman, Ron Silver, and Casper Van Dien.
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

No. This is not promising at all. Much like Tom Morello, it makes me ashamed to be a liberal.