He's not playing Nightwing because he'll be too busy playing Richard Ramirez. Also, he'll be recovering from shoulder reduction surgery.

Seriously? No Chugwater, WY show? WTF?!

Malkmus said once that it's a female jock.

Only 30,000 people will read this obituary in the first five years, but everyone who does read it will go on to open a funeral home start a band.

If you are, I hope you had the time of your life.

The only thing I know about Mark McGrath is that he was really good on Celebrity Rock n' Roll Jeopardy. So that's pretty cool I guess.

The article above also says, "The whole interview is here, and is well worth a read.".

That's nice, dear.

"Some varm milk….perhaps?"

How's that fit ya, fancypats?

No.

Rice is a pretty big deal in eastern Arkansas. The largest rice mill in the world is located there.

It's the Encyclopedia Britannica guy.

You guys have no idea how disappointed I am that my original comment has fewer likes than the two replies it inspired. Now I know how the Ramones must have felt.

What's even better is that Spielberg broke the news to Bradley Cooper by leaving him a voicemail where he sang the Guess Who's American Woman but with the lyrics changed to "American Sniper."

Adult Swim did a lot of that reappropriating of that Hanna-Barbera stuff. What do you think is so timeless about that?

Lies!

Speaking as a fat guy who can't even really get a date, I'd say obese people already can't get married.

My hope is that the plot involves the other characters traveling through some sort of dimensional rift and encountering a circa 1978 Eric Foreman.

"Rock band looking for bassist who is into Husker Du and Peter, Paul and Mary. Oh, and she has to be named Kim."