Just imagine how good Lost could have been, theoretically, if they had done this.

Well, yes, you're right, but that wasn't really my point.

The show may very well suck, but I'm glad a network is doing something in this format. I think most shows would be much better if they had a limited run like this with a chance to tell a complete story with a beginning, middle, and end.

I'll be sure to watch it after you then. I don't want there to be any fuck when I watch that show. Not one bit of fuck. None at all.

I had a similar experience. I was about 7 or 8 and it was a slumber party with my older brother and some of his friends for his birthday. They were all about 12 or 13 so it was kind of amazing they let me hang out with them. It was also kind of amazing that my parents let us watch it.

I had a similar experience. I was about 7 or 8 and it was a slumber party with my older brother and some of his friends for his birthday. They were all about 12 or 13 so it was kind of amazing they let me hang out with them. It was also kind of amazing that my parents let us watch it.

So, do you like anything? Or are you one of those joyless assholes who are so sad and empty that all you can do is tear down others and the things they love?

I feel you. What would be even better is if all those people could see that alternate universe too and then you could tell them to suck your dick.

I feel you. What would be even better is if all those people could see that alternate universe too and then you could tell them to suck your dick.

Cool story, bro.

Cool story, bro.

It's not the size of the venue that matters, it's how you use it.

It's not the size of the venue that matters, it's how you use it.

I saw a picture of the stitches he got at the hospital later. One of them looked really strange. It was a really odd suture.

I saw a picture of the stitches he got at the hospital later. One of them looked really strange. It was a really odd suture.

You and a few thousand other people.

You and a few thousand other people.

I think it's the fact that they are Jay-Z-endorsed.

I think it's the fact that they are Jay-Z-endorsed.

Their existing agreement with Starz probably doesn't end until 2016.