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Holden Caulfield
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SPOILER ALERT: the guy in To Kill A Mockingbird was drinking Coca-Cola out of that paper bag.

Taste-o-vision. It's coming. Or at least it should be. You know those dissolving Listerine strips? You know they can make them in pretty much any flavor? Only a matter of time before they'll hand you a variety pack of flavor samples on the way into a screening of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Or better yet,

That ONN video was right.
You people are more annoying than ever.

Green Day.

D.B.