I already know who is going to win the 2016 Presidential Election:

Misguided or not, I'll take the melting pot over ethnic cleansing.

I'm probably going to spend the rest of the night looking up classic stage directions, such as:

There's just not that much cash left in the "New Ghostbusters" marketing budget after the AV Club collects its, er, "promotional fee".

I wonder if the AV Club will ever get tired of "Ghostbusters" reboot updates.

I remember seeing "Lebowski" in the theater, then going back to the same theater a week later hoping to see it again as a matinee—but it had already been relegated to midnight only.