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Replace Ferrell with Gethard and this movie suddenly sounds a million times better.

Fact. The main thing I know about Walt Whitman is "I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman!"

"Blah blah blah, Niagara Falls"

I had seen The Breakfast Club three or four times on cable before I watched the full version. I was actually shocked to see them all smoking pot in the unedited movie. The scene where they all start dancing in the library suddenly made so much more sense.

The part where Bobby calls Farley a prostitute and she just stands up and starts laughing. I now understand why every comedian seems to be terrified of Chelsea Peretti.

That's Harmon. It sounds like they might have pitched his voice up a bit, or else he's just rapping very enthusiastically.

"MC Haaaaaaaaaaps… MC HAPS!"

See also: Rick and Morty, a hundred times, Rick and Morty dot com.

Please tell me somebody caught the correct order.

PFT tweeted earlier today: "Clanking chains. A creaking door. Spiderwebs. #MurdererHeaven". That might be where the smart money is.

199 - Garry Unmarried (Gillian Jacobs, PFT)
203 - The Vicar of Yanks (Weird Al, PFT)
205 - Titans of Comedy (Anthony Jeselnik, Eugene Mirman, Nathan Fielder, Eugene Cordero)
212 - Comedy Bleep Bloop (Brendon Walsh, James Adomian, Neil Campbell)
218 - The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza! (David Wain, Lauren Lapkus, Jessica

Sure, and the Simpsons all live in Springfieldville.

"You think this is Diane's fault?"
"Yeah, of course, Jackie didn't have anything to do with it."

Like every other thing in Scott Pilgrim, the rival schools being called St. Joel's Catholic and Benvie Tech is a Canadian indie music reference, named after Joel Plaskett and Rob Benvie from the late Halifax band Thrush Hermit.

Also Taran Killam's, "Wait, wait - wah waaaaaah!" sad trumpet noise.  PERFECTLY lip synced.

"The only mystery about a date with you is why you just busted into the bedroom with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow"

I think my favourite Danko Jones song is "Sex Change Shake", where he goes on and on about how obsessed he is with women, "I need a woman's touch a little too much / Too many good looking girls, I want to ask you all out", before the music builds and he exclaims, "Oh, baby, I get so excited / GOD DAMN I NEED A SEX

I always thought it was "Chocolate me, buddy!"  As you say, like "beer me" but with chocolate.

Plus Matthew's campaign to be floor fire marshal.