"The Land of Chocolate…"

I am not sure anybody really did anything in that movie.

I am not sure anybody really did anything in that movie.

Actually, it was "YAHOO SERIOUS FESTIVAL", wasn't it? Which was even more indecipherable unless you knew already that Yahoo Serious is a person's name.

Actually, it was "YAHOO SERIOUS FESTIVAL", wasn't it? Which was even more indecipherable unless you knew already that Yahoo Serious is a person's name.

I grew up near Keokuk, so it was a perfectly normal name to me. It's pronounced "KEY-uh-kuck", btw, though probably incorrectly.

I grew up near Keokuk, so it was a perfectly normal name to me. It's pronounced "KEY-uh-kuck", btw, though probably incorrectly.

He was only somewhat begrudgingly tolerated when he was on SNL, mostly because of his acquaintanceship with Eddie Murphy's coattails..

He was only somewhat begrudgingly tolerated when he was on SNL, mostly because of his acquaintanceship with Eddie Murphy's coattails..

I'm guessing you don't remember an obscure-ish TV sitcom called "The Flying Nun"?    
There is a teensy bit of precedent for the nun bit

I'm guessing you don't remember an obscure-ish TV sitcom called "The Flying Nun"?    
There is a teensy bit of precedent for the nun bit

Mine too, though my favorite image is of his brain as a place where flies endlessly circle a horse's corpse.

Mine too, though my favorite image is of his brain as a place where flies endlessly circle a horse's corpse.

What about "said the actress to the archbishop", instead of "that's what she said"? Is that still funny?

What about "said the actress to the archbishop", instead of "that's what she said"? Is that still funny?

That was so fucking bizarre, and genuinely offensive…actually crediting well-known songs to fictitious creators. And THAT, children, is why the only way to make really huge money in music is to own your own songs lock, stock and barrel. I'm looking at you, Dolly Parton (though it gets more and more difficult to do so).

That was so fucking bizarre, and genuinely offensive…actually crediting well-known songs to fictitious creators. And THAT, children, is why the only way to make really huge money in music is to own your own songs lock, stock and barrel. I'm looking at you, Dolly Parton (though it gets more and more difficult to do so).

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus , "Private Lives" may indeed be a forgotten film (I assume there was a film made at some point), but I assure you it is not a forgotten play.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus , "Private Lives" may indeed be a forgotten film (I assume there was a film made at some point), but I assure you it is not a forgotten play.

And their story was good enough that I want to see more (I just saw this today - blech, mostly). I was in high school once and, believe me, I knew what "I Can't Fight This Feeling" was really about.