They're boring as fuck.

"Harry Potter would really like this album."

XOXO is the worst thing I've seen all year. It takes Kung Fury's total dislike of the thing it's supposed to be affectionate for and makes it feature length. The cameo from the robot guy from LMFAO was the closest thing to a highlight.

"Interactive" is code for drone strikes.

Wrong haircut.

I saw it for the first time about ten years ago and thought it was quite subversive: I don't think I've ever seen anything American and popular be so committed to pointing out the soul crushing drudgery of work, particularly aspirational white collar corporate work. But then Jennifer Aniston shows up and ruins it with…

A rare piece of comment/username/avatar synergy.

I don't know about you but I can't stand being able to contact my friends; get updates about news and weather; listen to music; check my email and take photos and videos all from the same device.

"Who wants it in the palm of their hand?" Besides for the literally billions of people who own a smartphone?

Why would you have music you don't particularly like on your phone?

If it's the 1990s again, sure.

It depends on how scared of their dads they are.

Ties are for losers and children.

Can we get a review of Boyka: Undisputed from Ignatiy, please? It debuted at Fantastic Fest and is getting a release soon.

Your positing that being cultured is a bad thing says a lot about movies in 2016.

The Texans have never recovered from that time the Patriots destroyed them in 2012 and they've been a bogey team ever since.

I went to look at the trailer after somebody recommended it to me in another topic and HD rips of it are all over YouTube.

Lockdown is intensely grim - it starts off with a flash forward to Chan committing suicide - but it's a really good thriller and it actually ties into Supercop quite nicely because it makes jackie look like a total hypocrite. In Lockdown, Chan is a mainland police officer and pretty much every plot point in caused by…

Which one is your favourite? I watched them all again recently and was amazed to find that the original is the only one besides for Lockdown, which doesn't really count, that I felt worked as a complete movie.

He wrote them both at the same time.