Will anybody ever make a good F. Scott Fitzgerald adaptation?

She doesn't have a side shave and you're also a total square.

Depends if they're black or not.

This film was the first time I realised Michael Crichton was an autistic weirdo. I already knew he was a terrible novelist but the whole concept of Disclosure takes an interesting turnabout and makes it into r/mgtow material.

The problem is that the first four of those years are spent campaigning for the next. I'd much rather the president gets a single 6-8 year term.

My favourite new thing that I noticed on my latest Road House rewatch is when Wesley's gang set fire to the house Dalton's staying in and it explodes instead of burning.

Oh-Faces You is my favourite South Korean actor.

I don't necessarily know if this counts as a spoiler or not but Haneke's version plays right into that.

I was interested in seeing what Ignatiy had to say about this, then read the article and didn't recognise a thing. Turns out I was thinking of Bimmer, the road movie from the early 2000s. This sounds great though and I'm looking forward to tracking it down.

Balor getting called up makes me extra glad that I got to see him during NXT's tour of England last month. As positive as the sentiments are for the new direction, Raw has wasted so many NXT wrestlers that I have no faith in them using him correctly.

I'm a big fan of Johnnie To but I've never seen any of his romantic comedies. Is this a good one to start with?

You should just admit that you don't know what an auteur is.

It comes off feeling forced and awkward.

In what way is he not?

I've only seen three truly great movies this year: Knight of Cups, Louder Than Bombs and The Measure of a Man. I liked The Nice Guys, The Neon Demon and 13 Hours quite a lot too. The dearth of good American movies isn't as surprising as it was a year or two ago but the blandness of the vast majority of things I've…

Urgh. Cis relationships in Star Wars.

The best compliment I can think of for her is that at least she isn't as bad as John Boyega.

Having been to several Reddit meet-ups, I knew this already.

It's odd when they use it to actually talk about actual wanking but it seems to work in the self-satisfied context i.e. fanwanking.

Joe Rogan's recent podcast with Bryan Callen was pretty fascinating. Without it being The Fighter and The Kid or a Fight Companion, he was much less of a silly goose and, in some ways, more entertaining for it but it did make me realise just how many comics skew towards small-c conservative/rich enough to be…