So Wisconsin is Russia? That works.

Judging by the photo, Rockefeller will be played by the guy who played Whitey in Me, Myself and Irene.

Is saying "Fuck the Grammys" the new selling out?

"All I Got For Christmas Was….Cancer"

"App only takes 4 hours to download."

So, cigarettes are okay? Got it.

Goddamnit, Infinite Jest's plot points all connect at the end! You should have finished it!

When they'd play ads for his show on FX and FXX, I honestly could never understand what the studio audience was laughing at as he gave his punchline.

If I understand the history of RHCP correctly, this is the least controversy-worthy thing they've ever done.

"Have you heard about this, eh, this, uh, Bill Clinton guy??" - Jay Leno, 2006

There is part of my brain that wants to say "this is adorkable" and I hate myself for it.

"Hey, uh… you hear about this Colin Jost guy?"