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John Armstrong
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Agent Don't pickupthesoap got raped?

The Satan Claw. The Overkill Horn. AIM, wiht the beekeeper headpieces. LMDs. Fuck, they blew it so bad it hurts me

"and where … is the Batman?"

Isn't Donal Logue playing the rumpled cop from Spawn?

No shit. That last balloon should have been reserved for her character. Actually, I don't juts dislike the character. I think I hate her personally, too

Det. Bradrussell McPittcrowe

It woudl have been better if it went, "Detective Gordon? This is your partner, King Horik."
Now, that would be something

The poor guy is trying to play jazz and they hand him a one-note score, dig?

Oh ho, sly Juggalo reference. Nice one

Globetrotters. Satan. Constantine … hmmmm. Papa Midnite calls in his pals from the Globie Homeworld to help JC battle the Evil One.

proactive —— but, damn it, not as proactive as Andy Bentley

upvoted for the Poochy nod

Hmmm —- Caruso as Constantine. you know, somehwere, someone suggested it

He smokes during the commercials

"the network wanted a character with attitude, who’s edgy, who’s “in your face,” etc. etc.:"

1- the people who own the rights to Dazzler are trying to give them back to Marvel, and they won't take them

and lots of little pouches with snaps and tiny belts to keep your superhero stuff in,. It's a fun, flirty look for Fall!

They're going to spin Gemma off into her own show

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I saw Sutter on a Russell bran hosted talk show and he was the most smug, self-righteous prick I've heard in a long while. That took a lot of fun out of the show. And the shitty writing,. That helped, also