Chops
Musical chops are just a vocabulary. Would you want to read a book by someone who's incredibly eloquent, but has nothing to say, or by someone with limited linguistic skills that's saying something profound?

What a jam!
Otis Blackwell is spinning in his grave over this weak rewrite of "Handyman". James Taylor can be his instrument of posthumous vengeance.

Weak…
and boring. The band is so pulverizingly average. What they should do is BUILD a guitar at the end of the song.