That lady should really get her hammer toes looked at by a professional.

I think you're confusing clinical depression with being listless and/or having low self-esteem.

people who wear mental illness as
some sort of badge of honor, and expect everyone to just take whatever
shit they dish out because "I'm sick, I can't help it" set back
understanding and support of those who suffer silently in unbelievable
ways.

Did his comment bug you?

"Angelina, who are you wearing tonight? Depends? Could you poop for us right now?"
I would totally start watching red-carpet shows.

"He saves the TV family by pulling the dynamite stick out of the birthday kick"
She got a single shoe for her birthday?

I think Bane said it best: "Mumf drf brdbrdmph"

BOP!!

Yes, Sean, you have been hurt, I feel your pain. Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

He's the thing on the left.
Wait…MY left or left from the perspective of the people in the photo? Otherwise I can't tell which is the guy.

The worst part is that someone drew a penis on your face and you can't even tell.

You can tell the pigeon is up to no good because of its shifty eyes.

She doesn't have a grave. Her remains were loaded onto a rocket and fired directly into the sun.

The entertainment lies in watching 15-year-olds making terrible life and fashion choices.

It was certainly more relevant when we still had the Hater column. But then AG decided to do the Lord's own work of killing The Office from within, like a heartworm.

Oh good, there's going to be a version of Gypsy Wedding with a passable chance of being able to understand what people say. It gets in the way of my wife and I properly facepalming if we don't fully understand the dialogue.

I would totally watch "XXX Factor". The weekly challenges would be great and snarky judge comments would be even better.

I can't wait to see if my NCAA women's bowling bracket holds up through the championship.

In all fairness, I don't think any network would be willing to air five seasons of dogs humping while wearing silly hats. You're too cutting-edge for them to handle.

You mean Catsablanca.