There are only monsters in my crapper when I've finished using it.

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I disagree. I would like to sex her in all the different ways.

This is the story I've been waiting for all morning. I love banjo music.
Earl Scruggs may be dead, but his music will be bouncing around in people's heads forever.

Because Americans have a palette that counts mustard on a hot dog as the outermost extreme? See also Japan's willingness to be insanely obsessive about things like this. Tracking down limited-edition drinks and candy is some people's Pokemon.

If you're referring to IES Dave Chang, there are at least three things wrong with your statement.

So Barry gave Krieger a cyborg version of his holographic girlfriend? I wasn't entirely clear on the rocking van part.

Any episode with Lori cannot receive an "A".

Uncharted 3 was rated against the previous Uncharted games. Silent Hill Downpour is rated against the other Silent Hill games. That's the way letter grades work.

Right, but a person will need about 400 pounds of food per year. Not counting what part of the weight comes from the cans themselves, a couple tons of food will only sustain ten people for one year. Even if you say that there's enough food to keep the group going for five or ten years…then what happens?

*pokes head in*
Did somebody say greasy, dirty boobies?

Born of the original PlayStation generation….
Alone in the Dark, anyone?

The answer is clearly "no". If nothing else, I think that zombie films are more prone to having stereotypes.

AW HAIL NAW

In a setup where you can drive a folding knife through a zombie's forehead or you can cave in their head with two kicks, you can probably take the head off in one stroke. There likely wouldn't be a lot of wear on the blade either.

Goodness yes, swords haven't existed in this world since diggedy-aught.

For any long-term zombie outbreak scenario, this is always what I wonder about. If food production and preservation immediately ceased, how long could humanity live on what's already packaged?

Assuming they can farm inside a prison, yes.

I read that as "butt-dog"

How about a leprechaun hooker with a heart of gold?