That whole last (half-?)season could just as easily have been a show about a group of fugitives on the run from the law or any number of other mundane premises. If you're going with the zombie idea, use it!

I believe there is a rule that if you mention a website on the air, it needs to exist. I am basing this off of Conan's on-air explanation of why they had to register "HornyManatee.com" after he made a flip comment about it.

Why do you hate America?

In that case replace "wang" with "rack" and "Hero" with "Heroine"

Can I watch while he does it?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  So if someone posted signs around town with pictures of a penis and a caption saying it was your wang, you would feel better about the whole town ostracizing you because at least you didn't actually do it? My attitude would be "If they're going to think I'm a perv, I…

Which is why I don't really get the point of the doubles. Everybody is going to assume you performed the act or showed the body part anyway, so you might as well do it.

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

I don't disagree; my point was that I'm amazed anybody thought the name "McBites" was a good idea. Then again the "Moolatte" was even more eyebrow-raising.

Why wouldn't a vampire survive at the bottom of the ocean? If they have to breathe, there's the whole issue of sleeping buried in dirt every night. Of course once the space age hits, they should just establish a vampire colony on Mars.

McDonald's new line of shakes will be McSucks.

In movies a "spy" is someone who does insanely loud and flashy things, attracting as much notice as possible.

They beat Washington on the road, so anything can happen.

The family that poops together…hula hoops together?

The one time I'm witty and it's an accident.
Surviving a purge seems easy - walk to the bottom of the ocean and suck fish blood for a couple decades.

I actually have no knowledge of the Rice mythology. At some point did one generation of vampires kill all the older ones?

Why do all these "Old World" vampires dress like the 17th or 18th century? How come there aren't any Roman vampires walking around in togas?

You know you're trying not to look at the bulge in that photo.

I don't know that they have to end the singing, but if they're going to have a capella shows, they really should have instrumental (non capella?) shows too.

Cross has some excellent twists (if I recall correctly, you stopped just before they kick in) and a LOT of callbacks to Trigger that come later in the game when they start explaining the plot. The overall plot itself is really neat, but they don't feel the need to explicitly spell it all out for you. That's a plus for…