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If he goes over exceptionally well, you can say "Santorum Unexpectedly Explodes in Loveland"

"Santorum Appears in Loveland" would be better.

*"In the Arms of an Angel" faintly audible through the floor*

I keep mixing up Shinichiro Watanabe and Shinichi Watanabe. One of them should change his name to Bob.

MHPV seems appropriate.

That's the most upbeat video I've ever seen about a high-school football team gang-raping somebody's grandmother while cosplayers watch.

Holy goddamn raptor jesus h balls on motherfucking crutches, COME UP WITH A NEW IDEA INSTEAD OF REMAKING EVERYTHING!

I stand corrected. The movie is "Sonemone"

Siri, it burns when I pee. Did you neglect to tell me something last night?

Simone?

Wow, Jimmy Carter looks great in a wig!

Humans are the greatest monsters of all…PROFOUND!

Monster type is a discipline? I thought it was racial.

Do a Google image search for "breasts" with the filter off. We'll see you back here in the fall.

My mom…has the hots…for ME?! OH GEE
She needs…to see…Georgieeeee
We all have to stick to historical scripture
Or else I disappear from this picture
So help me write my his-to-REEEEEEEE!
*dance sequence*

I look forward to the big Act 1 closing number "Hello McFly"

I will take that under advisement, but I'm pretty sure that was the second place I looked.

Movies are mostly digital now, so throwing fire at the projector won't do much. Throwing fire at the screen however….

I actually looked for Pimm's Cup last weekend. Sadly the liquor store didn't seem to have any. I suppose I could have asked the manager, but I wasn't in the mood to get weird looks.