Mostly what I'm seeing in those pictures is one person who knows how to hold a gun and one who doesn't.

You're thinking of "The Person Still Standing is Whom?"

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I think of "…USA" rapping as an 80s thing, and rap existed for decades before that. It's more of a dead-end evolutionary cousin to today's rap than an ancestor.

You're forgetting about the terrible "My name is ____ and I'm here to say / I'm the ____ _____ in the USA!" subgenre of rap.

Why are you rapping?

Fake orgasm enthusiasts? Does that mean that the more sarcastic and insincere it seems, the better is is for them?

It also has the courage to point out, as The Blind Side also did, that what black people really need is for white people to help them. Otherwise they just wouldn't get anything done.

You're thinking of the SAC award.

It looks like a promotional picture for that cross-dressing sitcom everybody hates.

If you mean masturbating, then yes.

It's funny because penis.

Mostly the above; it's not that the show is terrible, but it could very easily be so much better. There's a zombie apocalypse happening, yet the last month and a half of the show was the characters sitting around the same location gossiping about each other.

What was the preceding line? "This had better work or we just paid $100 for liquid farts"?

Maniac Mansion!!

I've never saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico, but I did assassinate the Archduke of Austria 98 years ago.

I've never had fugitive sex, but I've had going-to-prison-tomorrow sex. It's pretty awesome.

"…a result of his being the electrified corpse of a failed escape artist fished from the briny sea."

I don't know if they have a separate HD version of Netflix that you're watching or if it's just that they don't bother making the quality good for something like Mythbusters (where Adam's shirt is basically fifty huge black pixels).

It really depends on the quality of the video that is available / practical for your internet service as well as how picky you are. Granted that I only see things streamed on Netflix when I'm at someone else's house, but I find the video compression artifacts insanely distracting. The people who have the service…