*trying not to watch*

We already know Erin's backstory. It involves terrible blowjobs.

Picture of the year goes to…Assgasms 4: the Gapening.

I think a car you can drive for 10 years without having to replace any parts counts as high-quality.

They will make it just like the old show, but even moreso. Thus it will be Pete and Peter.

They're a high-quality car at a reasonable price. In other words, socialism.

Kiefer Sutherland's cue card:
mumblemumblemumblemumbleYELLYELLmumblemumble

You're attending an Anonymous Anonymous meeting?

The beginning of ED2 deviates from ED1, though, which is why I'm calling it a remake. To be sure there's a lot of material beyond simply retelling the events of ED1, but there's so much retconning that I don't think it's accurate to call it a sequel.

edit: spoiler for a 30-year-old movie, I guess

Evil Dead 2 was already a remake of Evil Dead. This is probably a gritty reboot or some such thing. It depends how much of the original's tree rape is carried over.

Do Transformers and Inception count as live-action considering how much of them is animation?

I can't believe The Artist was snubbed for Best Sound Mixing.

What you consider to be over-the-line depends a lot on regional and generational particulars. Many older politicians from southern states legitimately don't think some of the terms they use are bad, and neither do many of their constituents. It's only when they're exposed to a national audience that they get in…

"Not PC enough" = "Indians"
This = "firewater-chugging redskins"

How do you get several decades out of someone who is at death's door? Is death on the crapper so it takes a long time to answer the knock?

So Taft disappears before serving on the Supreme Court? Who was Chief Justice instead? Was the Supreme Court building ever constructed without Taft spearheading the project? I demand answers to my pedantic questions!

Cast Away was the first movie where I watched the trailer and then distinctly thought, "Well, now I know everything that happens, so why bother seeing the whole thing?" Sure you can argue that the storytelling is more important than the story (as above), but that's a much more valid argument for something like The…

At face value they're implying two things: that "high ratings = high quality" and that unless you watch you'll be left out when everybody else is talking about the show.

All of them do. The cool thing to do in the 80s was to brag about how much money you spend. Leaving the price tag on was the culmination of that trend.