Party in the USA?

We're just being nice and letting each candidate win a primary at the start to let them feel good about themselves.

Sorry, but three syllables is the limit for any word used in America. Except for the word "America" itself.

Foreigners are categorically not sexy. That's why People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People in the World" (which is the definitive measure) only includes folks who are popular in America. Any foreigners on that list have spent enough time in the US to be essentially an American with an odd accent.

I used the term to tweak the underlying sense of nationalism / racism in Dodd's statement, but I guess that was too subtle. How about I just let out a string of farts instead?

Yes Mr Dodd, every time a baby dancing to "Single Ladies" is posted on YouTube, an American loses a job to a Chinaman.

Sounds good; I like pina colonics. And getting caught in the rain.

Hey hey hey, all I do is rent a house to some fidgety gentlemen who installed bars on the windows and pay in cash every month. What business transactions may or may not occur from that house I have no idea of knowing.
*straightens tie*

I enjoy watching the start of every season to see if they still pretend that Taylor Hicks doesn't exist. Apparently they're still doing that.

Good call on the airliner piloting skills. Suicidal terrorists were flying the planes. Somehow I don't think he could threaten them into landing safely somewhere. Maybe if he got the Funky Bunch back together and offered them tickets.

I think Mel Gibson saying "Lookit here" pretty much destroyed any pretense of accuracy in the original.

Oh, I thought "cleansing" was when you put certain things into your butt to make other things come out of it.

A lot of people only read when they absolutely must, so to them reading is kind of like doing algebra. Nobody wants to see a movie that requires doing math.

The inclusion of breast implants and meticulous shaving already does that.

I went and read the ordinance, and it requires use of condoms sufficient to protect the actors from disease. I'm pretty sure that beating off doesn't expose you to STDs, so no condom for that scenario.

Sure, but shouldn't there be a (c) CBS television or something?

Which is more onerous: going through a drawn-out process to prove criminal activity and subsequently impose penalties; or imposing penalties first, then going through a drawn-out process to disprove criminal activity and remove said penalties? I think the fundamental structure of our legal system has weighed in on…

I honestly don't understand the viewpoint of either side of this debate, so I'll just have to…research the issue. Yeah that's it.

Presumably you guys go through the process of, for example, obtaining permission from CBS to use that image from Survivor that's on the front page, right?

It varies from place to place, but you typically need multiple arrests on the same premises for a city to force a business' closure pending the court outcome. This is dramatically different from being automatically shuttered the moment any suspicious property is found on the premises.