One big difference is that the pawn shop won't be shut down until the case clears the court system. Another is that it is insanely easy to violate copyright without being aware of it. For example, you just quoted from a copyrighted article without attribution.

Remember what happened to music piracy when iTunes started up. There's your solution.

Spider Man. Spider Man. Does whatever a spider can.

There's still time.

He will spend his golden years continually tweaking the Star Wars films until we reach the inevitability of CG ewoks sass-talking and singing the top-40 hits of the day.

The who?

Dinosaurs. You can't eat them because you need them for riding.

People are much more nimble than cars, so yes.

I recently rode one of those electric carts in the airport. The driver was following along literally one foot behind someone, sounding both the horn and the warning beeps. At some point the person caught sight of the cart out of their peripheral vision and looked SHOCKED that there was something there.

It's still perfectly fine to call his daughter "sugar tits"

Respect his wife? What a crazy idea.

He may not be able to rhyme "rich" anymore, but he can still rhyme "Allen Funt"

If you ever get a chance, check out the music video he made for "Ben" on the Willard DVD extras. Now that's weird.
Bonus points for rewatching with his commentary on the music video.

She licked her lips and breathed on him. Everything else is just Victorian self-guilt-tripping.

Granted it's been a few years since I read Dracula, but I don't recall anything sexy in it.

You're thinking of South Carolina. SD got to the top-15 round a couple years back.

Nuts to all that, I'm getting my weekly dose of amateur gold miners.

That video said it's intended for mature audiences, so I didn't watch it. I am many things, but "mature" is not one.

One example is that Gingrich doesn't have much popular support at all, but when individual donors can give his PAC millions of dollars (one guy giving $5m is the highest I'm aware of) it gives him parity in ad buys.Maybe not rendering democracy an illusion, but certainly distorting the influence of fringe candidates.

Springsteen beatboxing over Irish folk music? Count me in!