In contrast, earwigs are consistently dependable.

It needs the word "literally" in there.

This means that you're objectively stupid and Mr Nolan can't be bothered to dumb down his sophisticated ideas for someone like you. Apparently.

Maybe he took the wrong meaning of "I can't understand what Bane is saying"

They could only find one "ooly" so they're waiting until they get a second one shipped over from a warehouse in Portland.

I thought he said "When golfing with asses"

Is the fight in an ocean or in a forest?

Did you folks actually have a lawyer sit down and write all that, or is there some sort of public-domain template where you fill in the blanks?

Don't over-think a fart joke. Anything with the word "art" will always have this happen.

Sounds like a good alternate audio track for the DVD.
…wait, wasn't there another movie that had an alternate track with wacky fart sounds? I'm sure there was.

You're not making that up. They did a show in my area a few years back, and the value of the family's house went from about $80k to a quarter of a million. They couldn't afford the property taxes and had to move out.

I don't think that's celery. Leeks, maybe?

Now I'm curious about the advertising strategy for a strip club. The fact that it's a strip club implies that boobs are seen there, which is the only reason why someone would go. Do they claim to have better boobs than competitors?

Our offender is a local flower shop. Things will be cruising along nicely, then there's a speaker-blowing FLOWERS MAKE THE OCCASION!

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They might have showings with Spanish subtitles in places.

Cool story, Dawes.

Once they switched from clear articulation to unintelligible mumbling being the norm, dubbing lines through a rubber mask was the next logical step I suppose.

There are a few reasons why Gretchen might have written right-to-left. The simplest would be if she's left-handed. It's a reflex to prevent smudging and would be especially applicable when writing with crude materials.

The original video release of Pretty Woman had one of her nipples briefly, but it got edited out of later releases when she got big. I assume that the theatrical release had it as well, but I can only really confirm it for my VHS copy.