There's nothing inherently wrong with not wanting to get naked, but if you're not comfortable with it then maybe don't audition for Conan or Porky's or College Assgasms 8.

I've never entirely understood the motivation behind a body double. I could speculate that it's a principled "I will not demean my performance with such cheap spectacle," but people are going to assume that it's the lead actress' body anyway. Is it done because she doesn't think her body looks good enough? Because the…

Anal Angus?

"Good golly, Miss Molly sure likes to ball."

Sorry that eight paragraphs is too long for you to read. In the future we'll try to make anything over 100 words into a snappy animation with bright colors and flashing lights.

In that case just lie there and let me do my thing. No crying.

Yes it does, because we are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving.

That wasn't co-ed.

Holy crap, 60 hours of TV?!
Let's say nine hours of work and commute 5 days a week plus 8 hours of sleep per night. Congratulations, you are now spending a grand total of seven hours per week eating dinner, having sex, reading a book, playing with  your children, and otherwise interacting with the world.

Better than plastic boobs. If they look the same standing up, face-down, and face-up, that's just plain wrong.

But people being bloodily torn in half while alive will remain. Because America is stupid like that.

Sensible thinking: If you remake a fantastic movie, you can't really improve on it, so you're not really contributing anything. Also you're setting yourself up for an unflattering comparison. If you remake a movie that had a decent premise but failed to execute it, you can only do better by comparison and you can…

It taught me that all exposition is best delivered in coed shower scenes.

Oh, I thought it was peanut butter jelly time.

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Solution: flying kick to the face.

Is there any particular reason why he doesn't just go through the police academy and become an actual cop? They could even make a movie about it. Or seven.

What the heck does "like watching a disabled person naked" mean? Since it's typed, I'll specify that my tone isn't outrage, just having no idea what that phrase is meant to impart.

It's the traditional hotdog, olive, steak, and green bean lunch that Lincoln is famous for.

Recent comic that hits ST-TNG dead-on: http://basicinstructions.ne…