I'm hoping for Absalom, Absalom! since I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on in that book.

They really should have been more clear on what definition of "Cyber" was intended. Apparently what I spend all day doing on my work computer wasn't what they were talking about everybody else doing.

I love that Survivor promotional summary. First place is still an episode of Star Trek TNG with the listing "The Enterprise faces danger."

She's a smart lady. Either the tape actually leaked and she took advantage of a bad situation, or she released the tape herself and realized that the "I am outraged and embarrassed" angle is more effective than the "please give me attention" angle.

Thus not fornication.

Only one sex tape doesn't equal a career, but then again I suppose it's the whole "you kill just one person and that makes you a killer" argument.

I can't be bothered to look up a biography, so what is her career?

Colleen's ass is most of the reason why I watched the whole first season of Survivor, but none of the others.

White Brits play white Americans, white Americans play Asians, Asians play Africans, and Morgan Freeman plays God.

Spoiler: "Dawn" is what Bella calls her vagina.

Speaking of Glenn and spunk, I bet a lot of people will treasure that image of his head covered in goo.

If your definition of "lying" includes deliberate intent to say something that you are perfectly aware is not true, it's nearly impossible to confirm. If you include utter lack of concern about the accuracy of what you say (e.g. even the most cursory examination would show that what you're about to say is false),…

The twin cities have roughly as many people as Detroit, so by numbers alone there should be some good musicians. It's also worth noting that Minneapolis is about 64% white, which is the same as the nation as a whole.

Those were old baguettes.

Joe Strummer's 2 Days of Dicking in Paris

Only 7.4% of men in movies exposed skin? Were they all wearing ski masks and gloves?

And an unflattering dress and terrible shoes and a calf tattoo and piles of rings and huge fingernails and far too much make-up. Yes.

Of course all the sex talk would be in code. "I'd like to taste the cream in his cannoli", "He can stuff my manicotti any time" etc etc

You know they're bringing Fear Factor back, right?

Pickings are slim, but first choice is third from the left.