Just look at the person on the far right and that tells you the quality of this show.

"When we watch Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune or Family Feud, we are enjoying it as spectators (watching people play a game) and vicarious participants (playing along with the game.)

No, The Averngers is a wry '60s British spy show as imagined by Ernest.

One distinction is that animals generally attend to their own business instead of actively trying to mess with humans. The zombies don't have other priorities like sleep or shelter or reproduction. They just come at you with a single-minded purpose all day, every day. Sure you can get in a car and drive away from…

They started looking for Sophia around the time Carl was shot. Now he's walking around just fine, which implies that it's been several weeks at the minimum.

They established in the CDC episode that they move around due to the brain stem reactivating, so they should still basically function like living people, e.g. the muscles won't work unless they get oxygen. Of course you could also just say that the whole thing happens due to magic.

They expend energy to move, so they would need to get that from somewhere. I can't tell if digestion would still work. Especially with the idea that they're really just functioning on brain-stem levels, I could see them lasting for a couple months without food, gradually wasting away. If they hibernate when there…

Yeah, the scene would be validated by your personal experience if you had completely forgotten about the gun and grabbed a lamp or such instead.

They should take a cue from the Akira remake and cast Phylicia Rashad as Ender.

Sorry, the correct answer was "Butt Gay Area".

The Expendabats!

Which is why they needed three shells. Two wasn't enough to deal with the aftermath of eating every meal at Taco Bell.

That picture certainly implies a fart.

In many cases they're on privately managed public property, which is why there's a lot of confusion about what sorts of regulations can be imposed on them.

"Frank Miller calls dockworkers a bunch of pussies" would be a great headline. Then they can go ahead and start writing "Frank Miller hospitalized" for the following day.

If you're using weapons just for fun, then pies and seltzer.

The Star Wars people, because male virgins are inherently lamer than female virgins.

I think the Nasonex bee is pretty creepy too.

The 1982 "The Hobbit" game included a copy of the book, which is a point in its favor.

Mulva?