Almost right, Scorsese. The future is hologram concerts given by software mascots: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's equivalent to saying that we saw Dennis Franz's colon on NYPD Blue. Which is why I'm glad there IS a difference.

I agree - I'm pretty sure that there aren't vaginas in Playboy. It's classy precisely because the labia stay closed.

A recent (last year?) Mythbusters put someone with zero flying experience in a simulated commercial airliner cockpit and had them talked through an approach and landing over the radio. I'm sure that it strains plausibility in a situation where everybody is freaking out, but it's at least doable.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Yeah, audio/video-only content online kind of strikes me the same way as making the nightly television news just a text crawl. Work with the format.

Yeah, that Monty Python movie is painfully unfunny because people wouldn't ACTUALLY prance around hitting coconut halves together. Don't those idiots realize that knights would ride HORSES to get around?! Not to mention that everybody acts like morons and assholes. God, it's like people don't appreciate decent people…

The first episode of Survivor pissed me off to no end. If I recall correctly, one tribe decided fire was the priority and spent the day focused on making fire at the expense of working on shelter. The other tribe prioritized shelter and spent the day focused on that, but didn't get a fire going. Then at the end of the…

"… it’s been decades since the characters enjoyed the notoriety which followed in the wake of The Muppet Show."
Did they kill a child or something? What did they do that would give them a bad reputation from the show?

Zooey Deschanel in a hipster remake of "Species" would be pretty good. Somebody get on that.

Seasonally appropriate!

No. Homey don't play that.

Double points if they park in the striped-off area for van lifts instead of an actual space. Triple if they block an already-parked van doing it.

I dunno, I think they're saying the word "accident" a bit too often. Makes a guy suspicious.

I said I'd bet, not that I'd do it for free.

Done. Now what?

Yeah, this is…the total gross of everything he's been in? I bet you could find a key grip who does just about as well by that criterion.

Does it have an internal warming compartment for that authentic Cleveland Steamer experience?

Amelie's sexual tastes have gradually become so extreme that kinky dress-up role playing is boring for her. Who knew?

Mythbusters, bitches.