If CSI has taught you anything, it's purely by accident.

Yes he was. Maybe the boobs will be when the ladies feel free to undress around him.

Dead Rising 2 wants its joke back.

No, it's just 90 minutes of people arguing about whether or not Maggie Gyllenhaal is attractive.

What's the distinction between the band "Collective Union of Soul" and the band "Collective Soul"?

The other aspect is, of course:
Oprah Show = free
OWN = $$$

I can't agree enough. Didn't they used to teach enunciation as part of training actors?

Yeah, that Nasonex bee is way too much of a macho-action stereotype for my tastes.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

I would totally buy a ticket for an auto race on ice.

"27-year old white guy" is getting closer to "Japanese teenager" than Pitt and Reeves were, but it's still weird. There are asian people all over the place in California. Were they all unavailable?

Finally, we get to see "Jem" from the other point of view!

I think the distinction is between children who can actually comprehend Sesame Street versus those for whom it's just a colorful blob that doesn't interact with them or provide any feedback. Especially considering that you were present, you're probably in the clear.

I recall the point of dragging him out during the campaign was that he was a plumber who cleared more than $250k per year, thus proving that tax increases on that income category would affect working-class people. That said, I doubt that you can make that kind of scratch by simply being a plumber.

Well, if one worker can produce material wealth equal to twice his pay, then the person overseeing ten workers can produce no material wealth yet pocket that extra 10 workers' worth of value. Follow that pyramid up to the top and wealth accrues surprisingly quickly.

So what you're admitting is that you regularly falsify information on job applications and, therefore, employment contracts.

Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, Prince and the Pauper, Cinderella, Snow White, Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, The Elves and the Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Billy Goats Gruff, Three Little Pigs, and Boy Who Cried Wolf, just off the top of my head.

Is there any good explanation why these multiple projects all happen at the same time? Did all the producers go to the same cocktail party with the one drunk guy yelling about how great Peter Pan is? Did somebody's claim to the rights just expire?

Even if it's the CW, most network Standards and Practices people fall firmly into the "LMFAO NO HOMO" camp.

They all look like someone wrapped a skeleton in heat-shrink plastic.