"Government's view of the economy could be summed up
in a few short phrases: If it masturbates, tax it. If it keeps masturbating,
regulate it. And if it stops masturbating, subsidize it."

If they made the movie 90 minutes of her masturbating, would you buy a ticket?

Charley One-Eye reckons he could've written better reviews if he wasn't so busy pissing on everybody else whose job he could do better.

While I agree that leaving a gold coin in open view on the dashboard of my car doesn't mean I'm asking for someone to break into it, I still shouldn't be completely shocked if I come back to a smashed window.

They don't hire actors, especially female ones, based on their intelligence.
If you don't want nude pictures of you to exist, don't take them.
If you want nude pics but don't want them on the internet, don't take them with or store them on something connected to the internet.
Or is that too easy?

I've always been curious about bi-state areas but never quite willing to make the move.

Nope, but I have visited the four-corners region. Honestly, I don't trust living any place that doesn't have its own water supply adequate to keep its citizens from dying.

I don't think I've ever lived in a state that didn't refer to itself as belonging to a "tri-state area." I guess people just like the sound of the phrase.

Is that you, T. Herman Zweibel?

" …it’s paid us salaries that, while ridiculous by any normal
standard…."
Kudos for admitting it. I wouldn't have bothered reading the rest if he tried to come across as middle-class like certain other millionaires do.

I don't have my homework ready because the dog farted all over it.

They showed her moving around in a wheelchair. Granted it had a respirator and such, but she was still mobile. I probably just took it personally because I know someone who has the same level of handicap and, coincidentally enough, is a writer. He doesn't need to dictate though; he does it himself.

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I'm generally a person who doesn't get bent out of shape about other people's actions. Everybody is entitled to their own views. However, I found the end of Million Dollar Baby to be hugely offensive.

Don't you realize that the First Amendment gives you the right to say absolutely anything to or about anybody with absolutely no repercussions at all? Unless you're the Dixie Chicks.

ElephantSkyFart

I call dibs on the front.

So MLK and Malcolm X would have better spent their time in their offices drafting the Civil Rights Act rather than marching through the streets. Right.

Feel free to suggest what you think would be more productive.

Just…another…inch….