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TuxedoMonkey
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The fundamental thing I like about this show is that it does ultimately come down to skill. If you make the shots you need to make, you can coast right through to the title even if everybody hates you. Having excellent survival skills does not guarantee you the title on Survivor.

I find people with exactly the same taste as I have to be boring. People who like different things and who disagree with me make life interesting and encourage me to examine my beliefs and values, thus making me a better-realized person.

thus maintaining the rich mythology that is so crucial to the Sex And The City universe

…making it a decidedly CliffsNotes Christmas for people who don’t like to read.

NATO is also a collective entity, but I don't think that "NATO prepare for invasion" looks right.

Crap, I didn't realize that this whole time I've been insulting people when I call them fun and/or sexy.

I am a male 18-49. If they aired a TV show that was nothing but a masturbating woman who occasionally farts, I would consider it appointment television!

Did they claim that Mike passed the bar exam for himself? He passed it several times under other people's names, but I thought they established in the first episode that he was barred (ha) from taking the exam under his own name due to being caught cheating.

So if my gun "accidentally" goes off and grazes somebody I won't be charged with anything? Excellent….

I imagine it's the same sound as when you grab your cheeks and squish them in and out.

It sounds odd to me that running over a person with your car only results in a ticket.

I don't really want to see a show about butt pirates trying to fit in.

"Sondra, can you help me clip coupons? After all, you like scissoring."
*Audience farts from laughing too hard*

I assumed the board game as well. I've found that two people can win consistently if one is a medic.

Taco John's has tater tots, so it wins.

That Taco Bell thing is really called the "Five Dollar Buck Box"?
I'm glad we have Taco John's instead.

You're thinking of "Taken"

Epilepsy is so gay?

Finding a thin, popular actress attractive is a pretty radical departure from societal norms, I must agree.