If you're paying $15 per person to see any movie there's something seriously wrong with you.

What you're paying for is the filter, i.e. not seeing 90%+ of the 3D boobs you see on the street.

I feel like I'm explaining the principle of the "peekaboo" game here, but boobs exist even if they're covered.

All the women had double mastectomies?

Have you seen one of the recent Shark / Piranha 3D movies?
If so, do the boobs benefit from being in 3D or not so much?

I can understand on an intellectual level that sneezing and vomiting are also spastic motions with release of fluids, but yeah I don't get it at the gut level.

She is smart enough to know it's not a documentary, but my wife asked me if the movie is based on real events. This was definitely a necessary press release.

Every zombie movie I see, I hope for that song to be played over a brain-eating montage. Every time I am disappointed.

It's a tough job, but somebody has to stop them fellers what been stepping on them peanut plants.

Good, because I found the scenes where they carry their cars to be unrealistic.

Kate Inlet

Let's just change that to "four of the reasons" and skip the debate.

Tease if you must, but
I admire her ambition to be an excellent housewife instead of settling for being a crappy one.

Yeah, I've had to personally log in every time my wife wants to watch something. I could've just told her the password instead! Why didn't I think of that?! If course now it would make us Tennessee fugitives.

It would even be cheaper to just re-release the existing movie into theaters rather than make a new one. Maybe do a 3D conversion since that's all the rage.

No homo.

Tighty Whities
Of course Bruce Wayne wears briefs; he's a man of action. Have you tried doing any amount of running / jumping wearing boxers? Like a thousand small kicks in the balls.

You would think that getting paid $2 million in a season is a lot of money, but she actually needs to have her marginal tax rate lowered so that she can contribute to job creation.

New Series
"The Jotter" follows a strong female detective who takes notes as she interviews people and learns new facts about a case. At roughly the 40-minute mark of each episode, she will figure out the criminal based upon referring to the notes she has taken throughout the investigation.

Picture Caption
Why is Snow White demonstrating fellatio techniques to woodland creatures? I'm not sure I like this gritty reboot.