PUT EM IN A BODY BAAAAAAAAAAG!

David Blumenstein

Samoflange, Lisa Needs Braces, Samoflange ….
Anybody else remember the voice actor outtakes that made the rounds?
"What the fuck is a samoflange?"

I was going to congratulate Flaubert on the ethnic joke, but the above poster's nihongozation (it's a word because I say it is) of "Langley" is the unintentional winner

I was doing work all weekend, so I had the last half-hour or so of this on in the background while doing that. Background noise for the preceding three hours was "Casino Royale."

Ironically, it also can't solve Irony
Irony can't solve AIDS. That's why everybody in RENT died.

Living in a van down by the river
The sheer number of short quotations in this and the previous article make me imagine it's being read by Chris Farley's motivational speaker character.

Yeah, stupid writers trying to get paid for putting words together, which is something everybody does every day.

Three Degrees
At least it's a movie based on a musical based on a novel based on an historical event rather than a movie based on a movie based on a novel based on an historical event. When does the novelization of the movie come out?

You Donkey
Is a version of this show available that isn't bleeped?

Look Out!
It's a metal alien! Let's shoot it with our guns!

Sigh
With Ashley Sullivan gone, this is no longer appointment television for me. This show needs crazy people to be interesting. Maybe they'll have Lady Gaga be the coach one week?

Apparently that commenter is also Hawaiian. YOU LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL STATE. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE.

I dunno
"Bad Santa" worked because John Ritter barely had the assertiveness to call Santa to the office let alone fire him, especially considering that they were looking for the cheapest possible worker.

Banksy, call me
I am willing to accept on his behalf. I'm even dressed for the occasion.

What a stupid premise
Everybody knows that dogs take to Esperanto most easily.
Klingon is second.

You mean like when those priests…eh, too easy. Never mind.

Only thing I'm wondering
How does the suburban mom meet the street-smart hustler? She volunteers to work at an inner-city soup kitchen?

…do some people have gaseous or solid jizz? "Molten" seems redundant.

And…Go!