My favorite line of Akira: "Oi! Kaneda!"
Always makes me start humming the song.

Yark
He does still say that everything happens for a reason. He just qualifies that he doesn't always understand the reason.

I said "lately." Those are both from 2009, and it is currently 2011.

Nonexistent Bollocks Company
"NBC's thoroughly necessary remake"
It might actually be necessary, since anything NBC does as an original series is a pile of shit lately.

Roughly 3 million people if that was a serious question. If you want a reference to brag about how you live crammed together like sardines, that's more than the population of both Dakotas plus Montana, which are together about 4x the size of New England or 2x the size of California.

Who doesn't buy bottled water? People who realize that there's about a 1000x markup. Also, did you know that there aren't water quality standards for bottled water like there are for tap water? You can find out exactly what's in your tap water with a phone call, but good luck getting that information from a bottler.…

taint polling?

You Bunch of Fascists
Other things enjoyed by Nazis:
1) Eating
2) Sleeping
3) Talking
4) Wearing clothes

Fresh Jive has it. She wrecked a helluva body.

Continue to Refrain from Saying Never

Dammit
I thought "Never Say Never" was a James Bond movie and got my hopes up. Curse you, Bieber!

Sorry, but if you don't believe in God exactly the same way in all particulars as Billy Ray does, you are de facto on the side of Satan. It's a with-us-or-against-us thing.

Studio 45 Rock?

What do the French have to do with anything? This is clearly the fault of Romans.

This is exactly why my wife stopped watching. She thinks it's an interesting show but, as someone who lived in Chicago her whole life before I spirited her away, she absolutely cannot stand the accents.

My answer makes perfect sense in terms of my Liam Neeson blindness. However, ss part of my therapy for the disease, I need to acknowledge that, in a more objective sense, I am a moron.

Oh. Upon reading a plot summary elsewhere, I see that there is a twist where Schindler turns into Ra's or something.

Do you trust Wikipedia or IMDB?

El Santo might be on to something. As I've mentioned in previous articles, "Liam Neeson" in writing immediately switches to "Leslie Nielsen" when I read it. That seems like a symptom.

I find it hilarious that "Levar Burton" made a comment based on failure to understand sentence structure.