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I am oblivious
I never realized that Ra's al Ghul was in Batman Begins. I think I was too distracted by Katie "silk shirt in a cold room" Holmes.

It goes by when the person starts doing well enough to get noticed by the Grammys. Essentially it's pegged to when something they release becomes high-profile.

Yes, she works at a mexican restaurant where the gimmick is that every dish comes with a ragged black border.

Copyright! Copyright!

steerpike wins the internet today. Everybody else hang on to your tickets to see if you get a door prize.

@Jay
The main problem with that solution is fans who live out-of-state. I might fly 1000 miles to go to a show if I already had a ticket, but probably not if there was a chance I wouldn't get in the door.

Furher Under Arrest!
I'm still waiting for a Hitler / Goebbels buddy-cop movie.

That is…wow. There's a possibility that it's not the worst song I've ever heard, but nothing else springs to mind.

I have a *coughillegalcough* copy of the "Jingle Cats" CD that I use as a threat. As in "Stop that or, so help me, I'll put on Jungle Cats!"

Going by that picture she doesn't shave under there very well.

Well, this is it. The point when her carefully constructed double-life comes crashing down around her.

Sadly yes. I don't want to believe that a major motion picture really has to rely on "and then suddenly his arms can shoot rockets because we can make it that way and oh yeah they all teleport to mars where there is an Applebees but then the girl grows up and she's Wonder Woman" sort of writing.

It's not that disturbing; I'll admit to being surrounded by asses.

Wait…but why would she insist on meeting his ex-wife? And why wouldn't he just say that they're not on speaking terms or in different cities?

Keith is right; I feel stupider for knowing that. If there's one thing that really turns women on, it's adultery!

Oh no!
This billboard puts our children at risk of discovering that humans have butts. It may even inspire them to invent a category of humor based on the derriere, which totally doesn't exist in the current vocabulary of children.

Almost afraid to ask but…
At the risk of spoiling the elaborate intrigue of the plot, why does Sandler want to convince Decker that he's divorced from Aniston?

Tasteless humor, of course
"a critical trial for 'Orgasmatron,' a device inserted into her spine"

Did they rewrite that butter song to be about percussion?

Blessed are the Clowns
Jesus promised us joy? It was my understanding that there were a lot of conditions attached, primarily ones that deferred it until after death.