Insert Helen Keller Joke
Acoustic music as opposed to what? Tactile music?

You're so Raven, Craig.

But with slashfic
So…Pygmalion.

I'm just suggesting going around the block instead of risking your life, but I guess it's your choice in the end.

Or, you know, take a different street.

Female castration? You mean oophorectomy?

Sharks in a Lake

I never denied the existence of yield signs. If it's really so death-defying, take an alternate route.

Not even the side of his mouth. It looks like talking normally when the dummy is speaking and overcompensating by using really exaggerated speech when he's doing it.

You regularly use an off-ramp that doesn't have a traffic light at the end? You're asking for an accident even without the snow piles.

Assuming that you can't take an alternate route, Whovian, you really are out of luck. We're been trying to develop some sort of device to relocate snow from one place to another for generations now, but our top scientists just haven't been able to pull it off. You'll have to suffer until somebody else fixes the…

"So, it's the Nineties again? "

It's a simile, not a metaphor. The greatest simile ever committed to…pixels.

Superman's underage love interest?

Did he just say "whore movies"?
I agree with the one on the left that bad whore movies and bad dramas are fun to watch.

I honestly though this was the show's premise
Lady on the left in green - check.
Lady on the right in red - check.

Additional Bullet Point
- Must deal with massive amounts of abuse and idiocy on comment boards.

You've only unraveled one layer of my secret identity, as this is only an ape costume! I am, in fact, behind seven proxies.

Except that someone working at a body shop would buff *out* dents and probably wouldn't be an auto mechanic.

Neither of them went to college.